"Sorry, baby, but it was your turn to take out the trash. Five licks."
"Five! Our contract says three."
"What’d you give me last time?"
"Well...five..." "Six." "Well there was a fish in it." "Who decided there's a stink bonus? Now are you going to pull those shorts down or do I have to pull 'em down for you?
Anybody tried this? I'm not sure it would work; both parties would probably skip chores just to get paddled.