Sunday, January 22, 2012

Marital Bliss

A successful relationship means sharing equal responsibility. Holding each other responsible means everything that needs to get done, gets done.
"Sorry, baby, but it was your turn to take out the trash. Five licks."
"Five! Our contract says three."
"What’d you give me last time?"
"Well...five..." "Six." "Well there was a fish in it." "Who decided there's a stink bonus? Now are you going to pull those shorts down or do I have to pull 'em down for you?

Anybody tried this?  I'm not sure it would work; both parties would probably skip chores just to get paddled.


  1. It could work. One does the others' chores and vice versa. Everything gets done, including the discipline they crave.

    Marital bliss, indeed!

  2. Sounds like a great idea to me!

  3. Nice art and wouldn't mind a follow up piece.