Marital Bliss

A successful relationship means sharing equal responsibility. Holding each other responsible means everything that needs to get done, gets done.

"Sorry, baby, but it was your turn to take out the trash. Five licks."

"Five! Our contract says three."

"What’d you give me last time?"

"Well...five..." "Six." "Well there was a fish in it." "Who decided there's a stink bonus? Now are you going to pull those shorts down or do I have to pull 'em down for you?

Anybody tried this?  I'm not sure it would work; both parties would probably skip chores just to get paddled.