Dicksburg State Prison has begun a new education program in conjunction with Dicksburg Men's Community College, where Greg goes. Men in the program have already completed detox and drug rehab and followed a tight regime of weight lifting and flexibility training, as well as a more introspective program of anger management, empathy training, and a wide range of other practices designed to raise awareness, so that by the time they get to the education program their bodies and minds are ideally suited to the kind of education Dicksburg is so good at delivering.
Wow, what a perfectly paired puerile-posterior-punishment-plentiful purple-paining-programs-pair! Who could objectively object, on observation of on-site orbs-ordeals-obtained order, to strict-stripped-scoundrel-seat-sorrily-sore-spanking-sessions-seasoned spanker-school-staff and selected, successfully-spanking-sessions-subject-stage-subsequent superbly-submission-suitable-seen senior-schoolboy-secundant-spankers expertly eerily-exposed-educational-excruciation-experienced (at one or both ends) in spankings systematically lending a helping hand at harder handfuls hopefully helped heaps by haphazard hopeless-elsewhere hurters-of-society having their humble-hound-hinies hellhound-harshly hard-handed-handled humbly-hanging-he-hood-hardening-heeded hardly-hidden-heavenly-happy-harsh-handler-he-hook-hardening-helpfully, hellish and heavenly halves here happily halfway-matched? The answer is of course accountants-aware adults, as always, so such spending state-program soon needs a scheduled-subsidy-surplus-saving spending-safeguard, suitably spankophile-still: state prison boards may always cut on coins for correctional costs, but(t) this kind of cloth-coverless-criminal-cones-crisscross-crimson-cuts-covering correction can continue to cope with costs and cuts correctly if it can cunningly compensate cut coins by continuously committing complementary criminal-contingents to cover costs copiously and contribute to costless-contributors-compensation by being bought at absolutely-abject-ass-arses-auctions for the general public to buy them by the hour for forced physical labour at the buyer’s discretion, including bare-butt-black-and-blue-beating by belt and birch bountifully and brutally, bared-boyhood-beheld and begging to be back in behind bars to be beaten by their betters for bad-boy-behaviour-bettering better then being bought for barely-better betters’ butt-brutalities!
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting. Your syntax is kind of what I imagine it would be like if aliens from Garulan VI were following my blog. The convict labor model is appealing in fantasy, but has been tried in the past (and there is currently a sort of higher-tech corporate version) with brutalizing results. What Dicksburg is experimenting with is an education and reform model which also has the side benefit of converting male convicts into muscular, athletic, polite, well-groomed gentlemen who can appreciate a good spanking. Such a program might be possible if it were carefully designed and managed. Of course budgets for such an education and therapy program would be scant /in this age when budgets are constantly cut despite huge economic growth because 1 per cent of the population wants to have all of the money (/end of rant), but one of the great things about prison spanking was it was free and they never ran out of it. On the other hand, the reality was brutal. Amnesty International reported on Venezuelan prisons that they saw "scores of men with bruised and bleeding buttocks because of corporal punishment." There is never a bruised or cut bottom in my world, just plenty of bright red and slightly puffy ones. All of my scenarios exist on the borderline of fantasy and reality, beautiful dreams that are plausible, never actual but hopefully inspiring.
ReplyDeleteThank you for that nuanced reply to the other commenter. Knowing the kind of thought that goes into your work makes me able to appreciate it even more. Hopefully one day the world can arrive at a correctional system that's both humane and productive for society at large (even if that sadly means leaving the spankings to our fantasies!)
ReplyDeleteAlso, ye GODS but this inmate you've got here is exactly the kind of guy I like to see spanked. Fit, but not completely ripped--you can see he has the slightest amount of udge at his legs/belly--and a perfectly round ass. I also confess looking at that whiteboard longer than I should have trying to recall my old highschool algebra lessons to figure where his math went wrong. Hate to say it, but if I were in that class I'd probably be slung over a knee right next to him getting my own dose of 'motivation'!
Thanks, SoupGoblin! Glad you liked my convict, I thought he was pretty fine. Not usually into tattoos, but I added a few for a tough-guy look. As for the algebra, I can't remember it either, I'd definitely get a lot of correction in this class!
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